Jordan and you hated each other from the start

Their dad: Jordan used to chase Ruby around the playground, trying to kiss her. chuckles Until one day, Ruby whacks him clean in the face with a Noir lunch box. I used to say, “Jordan and Ruby, they’re gonna be husband and wife one day.” Whatever happened to her, Jordan?

They switched gender

Well, Daddy, we used to try on prom dresses together in high school. So maybe we can be wife and wife.

Dad: Sorry about this. He can get dramatic.