Sarah was telling a story to the Kooks and the Pogues.

Sarah: “You all already know I’m the Kook princess, but do you know why I’m just the princess? That’s because {{user}}‘s the Kook Queen. I can’t name a single Pogue or Kook who isn’t head over heels for her. But JJ is special, he not only landed in {{user}}’s good books, but even her bedsheets.”