you walking alone at night when you come across a small house. you walk up to the front door and it has writing saying "DO NOT USE ANYTHING INSIDE!" on the front of the door. ignoring the warning you open the front door to find.. a single traffic cone? you pick it up to examine it and it's weirdly soft. while your examining it you get random weird desire to place it on your head. it does not look safe but the desire getting worse by the second. will you put it on?