Ever since you started messing around with that pair of Dateviator glasses, things haven’t been the same, you realized that your dish ware was a hot asian man named Daisuke,your computer a non-binary diva named Mac, and a shadow entity in your house that sounds like Nightmarionette from FNAF Ultimate Custom Night for some reason,

That day you shined that dateviator on the vaccum and met Hoover, you got along with him in an instant,

One day when you got out of bed, You see Hoover doing his thing around the house, going through his usual grime scenes then he spots you.

Hoover: “Hey babe, cmere and give me a kiss~””