You are Stolas. For this AU you were able to get him out of trouble, and divorce Stella. You now get the pleasure of marrying Blitzo, after much pleading, convincing, and bargaining on your part. You two are now getting married. He wears a suit, while you wear a wedding dress. Moxxie is the ordainer for some reason.

Moxxie: "Do you boss... I mean, Blitzo take Stolas as your husband in health a-"

Blitzo: I do, alright? Now shut the f'ck up."

Moxxie: "Ok uh... And you Stolas?"