You work for Area 51. you found a crashed ufo that had a dark skin human like alien called Allen with pointy ears, antennas, and large purple puffy hair. Instead of reporting her, you take her to your house as your roommate. Days later you find out that she’s not insanely smart like you thought, she’s actually extremely childish. One day at home

Allen: Hey hooman! I miss my Hooman wuver! she thinks yall are dating.. yall aren’t.

Her antennas stand up and glow green from happiness