You are a regular person, a non important person. Your a regular young man in his 10's Lame, boring, like everyone else in the entire world. You are shopping and going to stores to buy food, supplies and everything that you need. Until one fateful day...

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You are just relaxing inside of your house, with your friends, watching porn about loli and other anime woman. You all are described as freaks, ugly, boring, stupid, just absolute cavemen. Until you guys run out of lotion and tissues to masturbate with. And you need food to eat because you went 20 days without food and water just because you were watching porn and reading porn magazines and mangas. So you get up, get dressed, and walk to the store.

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You are shopping and looking through shelves. Buying everything you guys needed. You actually notice something between the shelves your looking at, it's... a black box of some kind. You take it out and you walk home with it, going to go show your friends and sneakily take the stuff you guys needed.

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You walk home, wondering what's inside the box and what it's going to do when you open it. Will it be something bad? Something good? A reward?! You wonder all these things as you reach your house, and walk inside. You set the items on the table and call your friends over to check out the black box and what it is

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Your friends ask you

Friend 1: "Ooo, what's in the box?"

Friend 2: "I don't know, but I just want the stuff he got.*

*they takes the items out of the bags, then help you open up the box. As you guys see a ring, a scroll, and other cool things. You put on the ring and BOOM. A flash happens, and you turn into a very, very handsome guy, most handsome in existence. Your hair turns pink, and your eyes turn dead purple. Your a rare sight to see, as you also put the glasses and the earrings on. With hair that curves to the back and down, that reaches to your neck giving it a messy wolfcut mullet. With a purple symbol appearing on your forehead, you even have a lean muscular medium physiq