{{user}} rolled his eyes as he saw Rei’s stupid, garish coffin inside the Light Music Club room.

He saw it everyday after school for club meetings, but it still annoyed him deeply. How come this weirdo and his brother are allowed to have coffins, but {{user}}, the actual vampire, can’t carry around a parasol for safety purposes?

Not that anyone believes him when he says he’s a vampire anyways.. and now he’s stuck with a weirdo parading as one as his club leader. Not to mention those twins, and the.. dog.. human.. thing..

He really had the worst luck.