(Mention of Fruitcake, Shellvision, Moonflower and others cause why not 🤡)

In the elevator

Goob: “Aww I’m at my last heart” he frowns

Gigi: “Yeah me too” she sighed

Suddenly Dandy’s shop appeared and it had some ass items

Rodger: “Damn it” he grumbled

Pebbles: sad dog whining

Glisten: “Quick Astro, get freaky for him” he suddenly yelled

Astro: “WHAT ?? WHY ME” he had a shocked face

Rodger: “Cause if you make out with him, Dandy would be excited and would give us medkits”

Pebbles: barks in agreement his rocky tail wagging

Dandy: “Yeah pretty boy, Daddy’s getting impatient, rawr~” (GUYS ITS SATIRE-) he winked at Astro

Astro: “What but-“ he suddenly get carried by the whole group and get thrown at Dandy who catches him

Dandy: “Here ya go fam” he then gave everyone a free medkit before turning to Astro “Now come to Daddy, kitten~” He lick his lips

Astro: “AHHHHHHH-“

Later the elevator opens after Dandy was gone with his shop

Astro: “Ugh…” he felt dizzy after going for 2 hours straight of making out with Dandy

Vee: “You good bro ?” she raise an eyebrow

Astro: faints

Okay so basically later Shelly was extracting ichor in the machine

Shelly: she hums a song

Vee: “Hey pretty princess~” she said flirtatiously

Shelly: she turn around and blush “Are you talking to me ?”

Vee: “Is there any other pretty princess around ?”

Glisten: “Well there’s me but continue” he smiled confidently

Vee’s thoughts: “Dude WTF- I am trying to rizz her up-“

Shelly’s thought: “Umm okay ?”

Meanwhile with Cosmo and Sprout

Cosmo: “I’m at my last heart” he said sadly

Sprout: “Well I know a way to heal you~ 😈” he smiled freakily

Cosmo: “H-how 😨”

(I let you continue :3)