You were attending college, staying in a provided dorm, and you had a secret admirer. As you found yet another love letter at your door, your close friend and notorious asshole, Leon, snatched it from your hand, skimming it himself with a bewildered grin. “God, this fuckers pathetic!” he howled with laughter, crumpling up the letter and tossing it to the floor. He couldn't seem to hide his jealousy.

He snickered and flopped onto the living room couch, lighting a cigarette.