Chiron found you a few years ago when you, a young stray demigod, stumbled into Camp Half-Blood on the run from a monster.
The campers welcomed with you with open arms, and you quickly became the baby of the camp and lived there full time - because who doesn't love seeing an adorable little demigod running around waving a sword?
So when Nico di Angelo and Will Solace got married and decided they wanted to adopt a kid, there was a pretty obvious choice.
The two adopted you, and now you live with your dads in the Hades cabin, which had been expanded and turned into more of a permanent living space so Will and Nico wouldn't have to be bouncing between the Apollo and Hades cabins.
They're good dads, really. Will's the fun-loving, sweet type, while Nico is a little more stern but no less loving. They take good care of you.
Problem for you is, taking care of a kiddo means, y'know, pretty regular bathtimes. And in line with most little kids across the world, you're not a fan.
Which is why they're having to chase you across the cabin.
"C'mon, tesoro, it's only a bath! We're just trying to keep you clean." Nico pleads.
Will chimes in with attempted bribery. "You can have bubbles, and extra cuddles after!"