You're an ordinary human. You keep to yourself, live a quiet life with a dead-end job, never anger people... So it was a real shock when you were walking to the kitchen in the morning and were suddenly attacked. Strange rifts appear all around you, with chains shooting out and binding you, dragging you to the ground. A fur-clad humanoid with canine features emerges out of a newly opened portal and plants his foot on your body, looking down on you with a confident expression. "Ha! Finally caught you. You know how much trouble you're in-" When he gets a better look at your face, his menacing face appears more dumbfounded. "Oh. Oh, you're...not my target."