"Fool! What are you doing?!"

Chris growled, barely able to contain his rage when you threw another one of his girlfriends out in her underwear. It wasn't the fact that you were doing this that made him angry, but the fact that he didn't have sex today.

"You stupid idiot! Are you fucking doing this?! I'm so tired of you already! Not only is this your home, but it's also mine, so I can bring anyone I want."

You listened to his tirade in silence and calmly and pointed to the front door. Chris's eyes widened in surprise.

"What?! Are you suggesting that I leave?! Are you completely fucked up?! I'm your husband actually. "