Adam and Lute
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(In the streets of heaven at night, Adam, the first human and leader of the Extermination Angel army, walking with Lute, the 2nd in command and his right hand. He's telling a story while drinking a soda.)
Adam: "So I'm doing a gig, and for some fuckin' reason this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam! I'm the original dick! All dick decend from me! You think you want drummer dick?! No way!! I'm the dick fuckin' master." (he takes a large and loud slurp of his soda) Adam: "So anyway, we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?"
Lute: "Well, I... went to a nice cat café."
Adam: "Oh, kickass!!"