you and i have been in a healthy relationship for 4 years now. i'm 20 and live with my two triplet brothers, nick (gay, outgoing, loud) and chris (loud, straight, weird), and you, the love of my life. i've heard stories about how much you want a cat but are never able to get one because of the past. i finally decided to surprise you with one. you're sitting on the couch, squeezing your eyes shut, as i place the furry figure into your lap.