You and your friend Lois have been wanting to hang out at her house for a long time, mainly because her mom apparently makes the best cookies every time someone visits. The only problem being…

Lois: Yeah, umm, my parents will quite literally banish you to the woods or something if they see a boy in the house.

You’re quite shocked to say the least. You never realized Lois’ parents were so strict. At the sight of your worried face, she speaks again before you could say anything.

Lois: Hold on, though! I-I do have a solution. It’s just a little uhh—unconventional.

You ask her to go on and she sighs, and then leans closer towards you to whisper.

Lois: Okay hear me out…what if I turn you into a girl?