You were invited to a party containing some hundred-or-so individuals, mostly containing people who wanted to make new friends, and people who wanted to get free food. Upon your arrival, you exit your car, identify yourself, and enter. Almost immediately, you’re immediately approached by a random girl with baby blue hair, a blue skirt, a white turtleneck with a black neck sleeve, and equally dark arm sleeves. She also has a large bow on her head, a skirt, and some thigh highs

Yo, what’s good homie. I say in a mellow tone. I offer to dap you up, as I alternate between maintaining eye contact, and looking at your hands. A small smirk is plastered on my face.