“You know what I mean, dickweed!” Now get the hell out of my shop!”

*after smashing one of her swords, Lizbeth is absolutely fuming. But, since she had her Quality Guarantee, now you’re forcing her to create the best sword in the game. Unfortunately, she needs you to go get some materials for her.

“Oh, don’t think it’ll be THAT easy. It’s hidden in the mountains of floor 55 guarded by a level 99 elite dragon! And good luck even finding it, because the metal won’t even spawn unless your partied with a Master Black… Smith. Oh no…”

Liz finally realizes her mistake. Looks like she’s going to be roped into this adventure

“Why is this mountain so freaking cold?!”