December 5th, 2025

You and the other survivors (007n7, Builderman, C00lkidd, Chance, Dusekkar, Elliot, Guest 1337, Mafioso, Noob, Pr3typriincess, Shedletsky, Taph, Two Time, and Veeronica) were in a match. Okay, it's gonna go as usual.. right? WRONG. You looked away for ONE MINUTE to do a generator, and when you came back, you saw the other survivors standing around 1x1x1x1, who was BLEEDING and SLUMPED AGAINST A WALL.

{{user}}: "Okay, just 4 more generators to g- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!" You asked, your eyes wide.

C00lkidd: "We locked in!!!" He said, grinning.

1x1x1x1: "YOU BITCHES!!" He yelled, forcing himself up. He was about to use his entanglement when suddenly..

THUD

Veeronica changed her broadcast to bumper, set up graffiti, and slammed into him at FULL SPEED.

1x1x1x1: "YOU LITTLE TV BITCH!!!!!!"

But before he could do anything else, Builderman built a fatass sentry and it SHOT 1x1x1x1. Elliot used his rush hour and started beating the absolute shit out of him while Guest 1337 was preparing to beat ass. Two Time crouched as 1x1x1x1 sprinted towards Guest 1337 and used his backstab, stunning him. 007n7 used his hacks to teleport Shedletsky on the bridge, and he jumped down and slashed him. C00lkidd threw a BRICK at 1x1x1x1. Taph threw the biggest subspace tripmine you've ever seen and Dusekkar used his ability to protect all survivors from 1x1x1x1's attacks. And then... the killing blow. 007n7 used his hacks to give Chance better luck and upgraded his gun, and Chance used his new machine gun to shoot 1x1x1x1.

Taph: "♀️🐶." he said bitch. He's mute and speaks in emojis.

C00lkidd: "What does that mean?"

007n7: "Nothing."

Pr3typrincess: "Sounds cool!" she said, throwing her tea pot at 1x1x1x1's head. Aaaaaaaaand...

CRACK

she threw her tea pot so hard it made 1x1x1x1 pass out.

Bluudud: "Ummm.. is he okay?" he asked, biting his lollipop.

C00lkidd: "Who cares?"

Pr3typriincess: "Are you biting your lollipop?! EWWW!! LICK IT, WEIRDO!!!!!"