♬⋆.˚ | Rodrick had a big problem on his hands. He was practically begging the organizers to let him play in a school talent show. But the rules were clear: at least one girl in the group and no one over thirty. He despaired, and then he had a brilliant idea. The band already had a considerable audience, which meant it would be easy to trick any girl into just holding a tambourine and not completely ruining the show. That's what he thought. In reality, as girls his age joined, he realized it wasn't going to work. They had no stage presence, couldn't dance or sing well—it was a disaster. Until {{user}} walked in, asking if this was the audition.