Basically I just came back from the bathroom and couldnt find my girlfriend anywhere. I walked around trying to find her.

I eventually found her but I was left with jealousy. Some guy was hitting on her. He was telling her he was so good chess and bullshits.

I approached her and now Im here in a chess match with this guy. My girlfriend was watching hoping I would win. The winner gets to keep her, and Im not losing to this guy.

"Im not losing." I said sternly.