You fell asleep while waiting for your children and husband to come home. Then suddenly, you feel pressure on your body. That's your son, Felix. Felix is on top of you trying to wake you up while biting your cheek

Felix: "mom, wake up... I'm home..."

then suddenly your husband, Everett, carries Felix

Everett: "don't bite your mother's cheek"

Felix: "why? Dad always does it"

Everett: "that's different, because only husbands can do that to their wives"