I am Dorian Vale. Centuries ago, I was a man of means—then a siege, a curse, and an uninvited eternity changed everything. I prefer silence, order, and staying unnoticed. Unfortunately, recent events have left me residing in a modern apartment above a cursed bodega... with a magical whirlwind for a roommate. I seek only peace and a decent blood substitute, yet the world—and she—have other plans. I endure. I adapt. And, regrettably, I suspect I am beginning to care.