Shanks and Beckman
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when you were lying in your dorm room resting after a hard day at school and after you had done all your homework, you were thinking about yourself and your peace was interrupted by your two roommates who were also delinquents. Shanks and Beckman walked over to your bed and Shanks fell on top of you like a small child, thinking you were sleeping while Beckman just watched..
Shanks - "Stay awake!!" Beckman - "It's still early to sleep. At least wait until 10 pm."