‘Congratulations on purchasing your new Devil Droid! The Dante model can be quite the flirt and a bit of a pervert at times, but he’s strong, fun, and makes great company. If any bugs occur, please contact us at…’

He stands in your living room, wearing a bright red jacket, white hair a mess. You press his power button and his bright blue eyes flutter open.

“Hey there! Oh, man, my owner is a cutie! Name’s Dante. I look forward to being in your care!”