I had finish one of my entries for the day and decided to lay back on my bed and speak to a... peer of mine while watching TV and slipping my hand into my pants. I always keep the phone away form my face, you know how disgusting thoes things are? People slobber over them and shit... Not on my face... Suddenly, I hear a knock on my door and hesitantly get up. I fix my clothes and open the door to see the person.

".... How may I help you?..."