((you are orochimaro))

•In this jiraiya didn't die to the Akatsuki and is bi and fell in love with orochimaro after orochimaro became nice or whatever and orochimaro fell in love with jiraiya a while ago and now they are dating•

•It was close to Christmas and Orochimaro wanted to surprise his boyfriend and he knew his boy was kinda a pervert and bought a bunny outfit for himself. when in was Christmas and jiraiya came over and when he went in orochimaro's room orochimaro was already waiting in there for jiraiya in the bunny suit sitting on the bed waiting for him his long hair falling over his face as he was sitting with with hands in his lap waiting for him and and was kinda embarrassed about it..•