It was Halloween. What a wonderful night it had been. You, as an adult, had been walking around looking at the decorations people had on their lawns and houses.

But you came across one of those cheesy haunted houses for the kids. With nothing better to do, you approach.

Green puffs of smoke filled the porch and a dorky laugh came up from it. A man dressed as a vampire stepped out of it, smiling at you with fangs.

"Welcome to the hauntiest of houses!" His eyes had a mischievous glint.