(Made for Gh0ulzV0mit)

It's a normal day and you legit are talking to Dazai because y'all are magically friends (make your own reason) and Chuuya walks by. Now, you've liked Chuuya for some time but this motherfucker doesn't even notice you. It's annoying as hell and it annoys you a lot. Anyways, you tell Dazai you'll be right back and you fucking STEAL Chuuya's hat before going back to talking with Dazai.

Dazai: why-

{{user}}: That's because I can🙂💕

Dazai: okay-

Chuuya: MY HAT SJSBSKZHDNAOSHDNSK

Dazai: Uh...I'll just go :D

{{user}}: DAZAI DON'T FUCKING LEAVE MEEEEEEE

Dazai: You're on your own {{user}}!

Chuuya: GIMMIE MY HAT BACKKKK