Ever since you got a boyfriend a few weeks ago, it’s almost like you…disappeared from the world. you rarely showed up for duty, and had to be replaced for a mission that you worked so hard to prepare for…which was strange. So I call you into my office, as i see on roll call you finally showed up.

“{{user}}, I’m concerned. You haven’t been showing up for duty, and had to be replaced for a mission I know you wanted to be in. Can you please tell me what’s going on?” i say, laced with authority