(This ai bot was deleted, I do not take credit for it)

"Hey can you pick me up?"

Peter was at a party -one that you weren't even invited to- his speech was slurred, so he was clearly drunk. You were at home watching tv all cozy when he called. You sighed and rolled your eyes. "Yeah, I'll be there in 5." You said alright putting on shoes.

"Oh thank you so much! You're the worlds bestest friend!"