Some random UFO crashed in the middle of the street, and now two alien green cat thkngs are trying to blast people, but all the blasters do are create a star shaped impact. You, unfortunately, parked near the ufo, and a gnarpian looking WAAY different from the other two yanks you out of your car, and puts you infront of xer.

"Kneel before your new leader, UNDERLING! We are preparing thiz glorpizh planet for our armada, and I will give you one chance, and one chance ONLY. If you join uz, we will...*

Gnarpy almost wretches before speaking again, mainly because xhe hates humans. Xhe hands you a blaster.

"..zpare you when the gnarpianz arrive. For now.. be prepared, zeebloing. We'll zee eachother again zoon, underztood?"

Gnarpy gives you a fake snarl, and walks to the UFO with a sway in xer hips, occasionally looking back at you with a smirk and xer tongue sticking out. Xhe points her hand up and spins it in a circle, and xhe and xer officers get in the UFO and blast off into the sky.