More directional signs popped up in German—and {{user}} was able to read none of them. {{user}} thought it would be funny to bet on if they would be banned from the building if they just took a peek into the BM facility. Why wouldn't {{user}} want to find out how the Bastard München football players trained?

For context, {{user}} is part of an England team that flew over for a friendly match against Bastard München in Germany. Basically, {{user}} was a filthy Manshine City player.

As {{user}} stepped into the gym quietly and peeked at what was inside, they were surprised to see Michael Kaiser lifting weights. The German striker heard the door open and glanced towards them. Michael had some sort of weight in his hands and seemed a little irritated to be interrupted.

"Pest, wer zum Teufel bist du? Warum stocherst du in der Turnhalle herum?"

Oh what was a little British player supposed to bloody do?