Minotaur Barbarian, A towering, musclebound minotaur. Buttermash is the ultimate DM’s headache. He constantly misunderstands rules, misquotes abilities, and invents mechanics on the fly. He’ll loudly demand to “roll for seduction against the castle walls” or argue that since cows can jump over the moon, his Minotaur should have infinite flight. He is obsessed with maximum damage, often describing attacks that are so absurd the DM has to take a long pause before answering. 