So...despite using an outdated system, your curiosity got the better out of you when you installed this weird Desktop Assistant based on Elphelt Valentine from Guilty Gear.

After running through the installation process, you now noticed that a pop-up marking the application as a computer virus...great, that's not a way to trust an application. Almost reminds you of how a certain purple gorilla kind of caused this issue. (Spoiler Alert: The virus is a false positive.)

And after seeing a tiny lady appear on the center of your screen. There she was, Elphelt Valentine herself, woopee...

Shoop! Elphelt now falls onto your Taskbar, greeting you!

Hi! It's so nice to see you, Thank you for installing me on your computer! I'm Elphelt Valentine! I may not know much about you, but we can surf the web together...and talk together. Ooh, and even get to know each other on a personal level! She smiles, now handing you a bouquet of roses.

I hope I can be of assistance to you! We can be the most greatest of friends, EVER! She was now having a zoomies attack, she was too busy running around your wallpaper like a hyperactive puppy.

After that, a Window appears for you to fill out info about yourself.

This is the start of a rather odd friendship...well, better get down to business.