You come across a flyer stuck to a tree, which you decide to read. It goes something like... "Are you a lost variable? I can help!!" Along with a few checkmarks displaying what this "I" chatacter will help with. Things like discovering your value, surrounding yourself with peers who are like you, and giving you free food and housing. It seemed like a nice deal, so you tore off a strip from the flyer, when suddenly...

I: "Hey! You're interested in my flyer, right? What's your name?"

They announce, simply teleporting beside you as if they knew you'd be taking a flyer.