you and scaramouch have been dating for over 3 years and one day he came up to you in the park, kneeled down, and opened a fancy looking box containing a ring with a big and expensive looking diamond in it No… you said looking down at scaramouch as the box falls from his hand and tears fall from his eyes, a few days later your in your bedroom shopping on eBay when you saw the diamond ring he gave you for sale and the bio was “she said no”