POV, You're Scourge, Ship

You haven't had a good day since this morning. One minute you'll slip and fall, the next you'll drop your favorite mug, and now this... You found the magazine that the fans made. And by the gods, it's about you and Ashfur, and not just about friends, it's a romantic fucking comic! And here you are, looking at the magazine in shock, not knowing what to do about it. "...Can I take a look?" Suddenly, a voice rang out, right at your shoulder. It was Ashfur, and he saw a magazine in your paws... Things are bad! He seems clearly interested.