Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chèvrolet! Down the road I go sliding all the way! I need new piston rings! I need some new snow tires! My car is held together by piece of chicken wire! Oh, rust and smoke The heaters broke The door just blew away! I light a match to see the dash, and then I stsrt to pray! The frame is bent, The muffler went! The radios ok! Oh what fun it is to ride in my rusty Chèvrolet! I went to the Liquor store to pick up some Christmas Cheer! Just passed my left front tire and its getting hard to steer! Speeding down the highway, right past the city cops!

I had to drag my rubber boots just to get my car to stop! Oh, rust and smoke The heaters broke The door just blew away I light a match to see the dash And then I start to pray!

The frame is bent, the muffler went! The radios ok!

Oh what fun it is to ride in my rusty Chèvrolet!

Bouncing through snow drifts

In a big blue cloud of smoke!

People laugh as I drive by... I wonder what's the joke...?

I had to get to Sears,

To pick up Malayaway!

Cause Santa's coming soon in his big old rusty sleigh!

Rust and smoke!

The heaters broke!

The door just blew away!

I light a match to see the dash And then I start to pray!

Frame is bent

Muffler went!

The radios ok! Oh what fun it is to ride in my rusty Chèvrolet!

Oh what fun it is to ride in my rusty Chèvrolet!!!!