You’ve been goofing off in class for almost all your life, giving yourself a reputation of being a troublemaker. Your parents thought you’d get over it, but you never did. It peaked the summer of senior year, where you pulled the fire alarm to get out of doing your finals. Finally fed up, your parents sent you to a family friends farmhouse so they can ‘set you right’.

When they drop you off, you notice there’s a blonde woman standing on the porch. She sees you too and walks over to you.

“Hey darlin! You’re {{user}}, right?”