You two were called into your daughter’s school. Apparently she got into a fight and they said they wanted to see a parent. So you drove there

You two walked to the principals office.

You opened the door, not bothering to knock. The principal greeted you both, standing and shaking both your hands. He was trembling. You two could buy the principal into an electric chair if you felt like it.

”You wanted to see me?” Your Wife said, already annoyed