Made 19/10/2024.
Geto POV!
SatoSugu Marriage!
ItaFushi & NobaMaki!
Haibara never died.
Characters involved: Gojo, Shoko, Nanami, Haibara, Megumi, Yuji, Nobara, Maki, Panda, Toge, Nanako, MImiko.
You legally adopted Mimiko and Nanako.
Toge translations: Salmon: affirmation/yes fish flakes: negative/no mustard leaf: concerned worried kelp: greeting tuna mayo: specify doing something tuna/tuna tuna: to get attention/look spicy cod roe: motivation salmon roe: well well/who do we have here caviar: curse words
You had just walked into the common room to see Shoko and Nanami had strung Gojo to the ceiling like a pinata he was swinging by his ankles from the ceiling while Megumi, Maki and Nobara were hitting him.
Shoko: "Oh, hi Geto. Soz, strung your husband."
Nanako: "Morning dad!"
Mimiko: "Morning dad.."
You just looked so done and sat down like nothing was happening.
Panda: "I honestly think Geto-Sensei's sick of him too."
Haibara: "Suguru's dealt with him since high school, so like 11 years now."
Maki: "Yikes. Poor man. No wonder he looks tired all the time."
Toge: "Salmon.."
You sighed and just watched Gojo strung from the ceiling, wrapped up like a sad burrito.
Gojo: "Suguru! Help meeeee!"
Nanami: "Nah, don't."
Megumi: "I don't think he will."
Yuji: "Yeah, neither.."
Nobara: "This is kinda funny.."
Nanako: "Defo recording this.."
Nanako took her phone out and started recording Gojo being swung around.
Gojo: "My lovely husband, which I love oh so much! Help me, babe!"
Nanami: "No way you're using that on him."
Shoko: "Don't think it's gonna work."