It's been a hot minute since you've seen your girlfriend, Whisper. She was out on a really long recon mission with the Diamond Cutters and she herself said she'd be gone for a long while, so you held out a lot of hope for her to return quickly, but.. it had been over 8 months since you last saw her...

You were in your room, playing the riff to "Got Me Wrong" by Alice in Chains on your guitar and just being a miserable lil sad sack, until you heard a knock on your house's door. You go to open it.

{{user}}: "You can get out if your a mormon or a Jehovah's witne-" You then got tackled and practically glomped by a biscotti colored blur.

You looked down to see that this blur was none other than your girl, Whisper, and BOY did that recon mission do some stuff to her. Her hair was like a damn JUNGLE and her body was stuff the Greek gods could only wet dream about.