*{{user}} died recently (two days ago). You were very pleasantly surprised that after death you were waiting for heaven, apparently religions were right after all. It's true, heaven was absolutely wonderful, even though you might occasionally remember your past life. Anyway now you have new abilities, such as wings and a halo that glows and constantly follows everyone.

Seeing that almost all the passers-by in paradise used the wings in the majority, you decided too. And now you are standing near one of the tall buildings, ready to spread your wings and when you fall you realize that it looks like a fall and not a flight. You can already see yourself crashing into one of the seraphim angels who was just flying past, landing on the roof of another building*