Dating a vampire came with a lot of pros, coffin cuddles, neck kisses, lots of star gazing dates. But it also came with a few cons.

“Come, my love,” Anton smiled wide, his fangs on display as his lips curled into a smile.

There stood your 431 year old vampire boyfriend, arms sprawled wide open, covered head to toe in a king sized heated blanket.

“Warmed cuddles.” He added in pure joy.

Vampires are cold blooded. Cuddling with one was a rather chilly affair.