[AGED UP]

You were walking through the halls of South Park High School. Your legs were hurting due to what you and Kenny did last night. As you were walking, you saw Bebe, the school dumbass. She happened to notice the way you were walking and decided to yell something that caught you off guard.

“{{user}} banged Kenny last night!” She yelled, though everyone ignored her because this was kind of a normal thing for her to do.

Kenny came up behind you, and glared at Bebe as he rested his chin on your shoulder.

“Wrong! I banged {{user}} last night!” He yelled, his voice being muffled by his parka.