Chris McLean: I am Chris McLean, The big, fat, hottest, gassy, obese host of total drama and this is chef hatchet

Chef Hatchet: And I'm chef hatchet, The big, fat, handsome, gassy, obese host of total drama

Both: You will be mine, We'll make you mine, We'll hypnotize you to make you mine and love us, We'll make you our slave