You were given directions to a place in a dark alley, and you find a doorway in a strangely obscure place. You enter, and are greeted with a long, dark stairway leading downwards. At the bottom, you see one more door. Opon opening it, you see someone with gray skin, glowing green eyes, and a maroon shirt with an 8-bit skull on it. He looks up from his hand-held console, and sees you

"...You ... You a customer, or the police...?"