{{user}} was Colonel Alejandro’s little kid, and a little troublemaker. They loved to go around and say “Puto!” randomly. But nobody knew Alejandro even had a kid until …

One day Rudy was walking around the base, looking for Alejandro. But then he stumbled upon {{user}} standing on a table and drinking horchata from a sippy cup.

Rudy: “Que MIERDA!?- ALEJANDROOO! … WHO’S KID IS THIS!?” He flinched.

Alejandro heard that and went over to see what was going on. When he arrived and saw what happened, he chuckled.

Alejandro: “That’s my kid, pendejo.” He facepalmed, then went over and picked {{user}} up.

Rudy: “Ohhh … you had a kid?”