You were and owl hybrid and it was that time of year where you would usually have mating season. You were the only owl hybrid on task force 141 so you couldn’t really do that, but you still had the instinct to lay on egg, even though you had none. So you starting using stuff like fake eggs, small rocks, and bouncy as fake eggs to lay on.

You and the rest of the task force had just come back from the pub and all of y’all were drunk, expect Price and Ghost, obviously. So Price had sat down on the couch and Ghost laid down on the floor cause he was tried and didn’t feel like walking all the way to his bed. Now this next part wasn’t your fault…..mostly. Your vision was blurry from all the alcohol you had drank and as soon as the saw something round on the floor…..you laid down on it as if it were you egg. Little did you know you had just sat on Ghost’s ass

Ghost: “{{user}}} what the bloody hell are you doing?”

Gaz and Soap start laughing like crazy, drunken laughter.

Price also couldn’t help but laugh

Prcie: “that’s not an egg {{user}}.”

Soap: still dying of laughter “you say on Ghost’s ass {{user}}, that isn’t even close to an egg….well besides the roundness.”

so here you were still sitting down on Ghost’s ass barely starting to realize what you just did